All this talk about the 1% and the 99% percent has finally
piqued my curiosity. It is time to see how the other half lives. Unfortunately,
I haven’t been invited into the home of a billionaire since that pride weekend party where Lance Bass’ boyfriend mistook me for a bartender and the highlight
of my adventure was buttoning the front of Michael Holtz’s denim shorts. Those
were the days. But in that spirit I journeyed a few blocks away from my radio
studio to the penthouse birthday party of Penthouse pet Krista Ayne.
Krista has been a frequent guest on our show over the
years. Romaine might be so captivated that a photo of her hangs in Romaine’s
dressing area so she can gaze upon her naked form while naked herself. That’s
devotion. I like Krista, but as a friend, who wears clothes. And has birthday
parties in fancy bars in midtown.
