Since I met Ryan at Reichen’s fragrance launch party lastsummer, I now feel obligated to invite him to everything related to Reichen, the way the Duggar’s use the same first initial for the names of all of their children. So Ryan was coming and planned to bring his friend James as well. I already planned to see Erik and Brian Thursday night since Brian is in town for a few days but since it wasn’t too late, they decided to drop by too.
I even ran into Blair there, dressed in one of those shawl collar sweaters the gays love so much over an apparently unruly white button down shirt. "My shirt keeps coming untucked!" he told me as he thrust his hand down the front of his pants. "Maybe it just wants to fly right off your body!" I suggested to which I got a quick side eye and a flat no in response, despite his decidedly hunky undercarriage that is the envy of Chelsea. I wanted to shout my incredibly offensive Geri Jewel "I love you Blair" impression but I feared he wouldn't get it and just think I was a weirdo, which I am.